Religions of the World.
Taoism : Shit happens.
Hinduism : This shit happend before.
Confucianism : Confucius say: «Shit happens»
Buddhism : It shit happens, it isn t really shit.
Zen : What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam : If shit happens , it is the Will of Allah.
Jehovah s Witness : Knock,Knock, «Shit happens»
Atheism : There is no shit.
Agnosticism : I don t know whether shit happens.
Protestantism : Shit won t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism : If shit happens , I deserved it.
Judaism : Why does shit always happen to us?